Comments on: Little man

By: holiday

holiday — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 14:42:13 +0000

Maybe he’s a grower. It happens.

By: puzzled poster

puzzled poster — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 15:56:09 +0000

Why don?t you just give a whale a tic-tac or throw a cocktail weenie down the hallway? I think that you are crazy to pursue your ?relationship? with Thumbilino ? sex is a very important part of any relationship, and not being satisfied is not an option. Regardless of the fact that this guy may go at your stank-box like a lhasa apso at a peanut butter tasting contest, it does not assuage concerns that he will always wonder why God has punished him. You have already stated that the essential foundations of a good relationship are at odds (religion, political orientation, etc.), and your need for a big hog and his ability to only provide a premie birth piglet falls into this category as well. Don?t waste your time on this any more. If you do, you might as well become a lesbian- because the idea of rubbing your clits together will become a matter of reality- with the exception of his balls potentially getting in the way of course?

By: V

Thu, 16 Mar 2006 16:20:41 +0000

I think “people” would be shocked at how small the average is. If this guy is good at going down town, and you like him, I wouldn’t sweat this at all. It sounds like you have enough landmines in the future that penis size won?t be the deal breaker. Also, I have been *told* that guys who have little dicks like anal because it is better for them. Just throwing it out there.

By: Girl Anon

Girl Anon — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 18:58:54 +0000

Average is fine - we can work with average. But the teensy-weensy type that she is referring to is tough. I’ve been there, and I’m sorry to say that I ended up dumping the guy, because I just couldn’t work with it. The sight of the thing actually turned me off, and I couldn’t bring myself to just accept it as my fate. I suppose that makes me the superficial bitch that you’re trying not to be. But oy… I couldn’t have had it any other way.

By: Nobody

Nobody — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 19:23:34 +0000

DCB, you don’t go down on women? Why not? Power thing or you just don’t like it? I just ask because with certain women, the thought of it makes my mouth water.

By: Ibid

Ibid — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 20:10:33 +0000

My ex came back to me several times after she started seeing someone else. He was tiny (1.5″) and a vegetarian. She needed some steak and some beefcake.
But you weren’t asking us to strut around and tell big dick jokes (…so big my urologist needs a sherpa).
What’s he drive? That’ll give you some idea how sensitive he is about his size. If he’s driving a Porsche or a Humvee (H2 means “Has 2 inches”) then he’s pretty sensitive and the less said the better. Just ham it up a bit more while having sex.
If he’s got a Volkswagon or a Prius then he’s probably willing to joke about it, but only he can joke about it.
To help him get more comfortable you might want to wake him with a blowjob.

By: Chaco

Chaco — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 20:11:30 +0000

I may be getting old. When I was young, the bases were “first = french kissing, second = tits, 3rd = pussy, 4th = sex.” Have the bases been recalibrated?

And since you have not recipirocated whatever he did to you (see question above), are you sure you have experienced him hard? You can’t judge a man based on how he is limp.

By: nabeel

nabeel — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 20:16:00 +0000

and did he even get hard at all at anytime?

By: Tom

Tom — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 21:26:43 +0000

Fist thing first.

There is no possible way on earth you know if the dude has a small slong if you haven’t seen it, or touched it hard.

So you are telling me the dude has a tiny wanker because you felt it though his pants.?

Are you serious?

Put it in your mouth and then write and tell us how small it is. Quit with the bullshit.

You haven’t even seen the thing. I bet he is a solid 4 inches and can give the donkey punch better then anyone in the District.

Tom (Laughing, and the hired public defender for all with small peckers - me not included)

By: Superficial Beotch

Superficial Beotch — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 21:34:55 +0000

Thanks for your words of advice…I am happy to report:

1. The deed was done and done well.
2. It’s not large by any means, but there’s certainly no questioning whether or not the penetration is occurring.
3. Decided to just go with it for now, and, as others have mentioned, there are several other “land mines” or “deal breakers” that will certainly rupture the relationship in the future. But for now, fuck it. Both literally and figuratively.
4. And he provides, without a doubt, some of the best cunnilingus ever…foreva eva. DCB: what’s your deal? If it’s a power thing, you must know that you are in the MOST control during that sitch. We are so dang vulnerable…if you know what you’re doing, that is.
5. Just so you know, I’m not trying to spend the rest of my life with this guy. Just trying to have some fun with someone who makes me laugh and likes to booze and do cool stuff around the city. Earth to dudes: chicks don’t always want to “settle down” right away either. We are about enjoying life, whether there is a huge dick lying next to us in the morning or not. But after years of bonafide good fucking and nice, large penises, I am grateful that the little guys can bring in the O’s as well.

Chaco: You are not old–those same standards apply, at least in my rule book. Others may beg to differ.

By: Superficial Beotch

Superficial Beotch — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 22:18:42 +0000

BTW, Tom, why are you getting so defensive?? I regret to inform you that no one was attaching the size of your “pecker.”

And “a solid 4 inches?” Is that considered a good size these days?

By: Mattea

Mattea — Fri, 17 Mar 2006 14:49:07 +0000

Oh come on girl, where’s your sense of adventure? Men with small penises are fun to play with because all it takes to get them off is a few extra moans and an “mm this feels good.” Ego stroking will probably go so far with this man that penis stroking will be unnecessary. Lie back and enjoy the good head.