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Manscaping

Curious writes,

Like DCB, I’m a male a little on the hairier-side of the spectrum (chest, some back, etc.). It’s nothing that I’m too insecure about, and I don’t believe in laser hair removal or waxing. My question is how to best disclose my body hair to potential sex partners/love interests. Am I better off just letting her discover it herself, or is some warning the better approach?

Thanks.

DCB says,

Welcome to the site, my hairy brother! You make it sound like your hair is a dirty secret, when it fact it opens the door to women who like that sort of thing.

If you have as much hair on your arms as I do, then rest assured that girls already know of your gorilla status. I used to trim my body hair when I was younger, but I have put the trimmer down and accepted my glorious destiny. (Tip: Trim your pubic hairs to make your size appear bigger.)

By the time a girl sees you naked and wonders if you are a close relative to the ape family, she has already decided to have sex with you. Being a hairy, ape man, I get a kick out of having sex with a virginal, pale-white, hairless woman. You think these white girl’s fathers expected their daughter to have sex with a man-beast? It’s like King Kong sleeping with that white woman. Only a hairy man can experience this sort of powerful fantasy.

Kathryn says,

For the record, it doesn’t sound like you’re THAT hairy. But DCB is right. If you are in bed with a woman, she probably is okay with your body hair, or okay enough with the rest of you that she’ll overlook it.

And, in the grand tradition of relationships, if you start dating a woman who’s not entirely okay with the body hair, she will slowly but surely introduce you to the kind of manscaping she prefers. Go with that.

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9 Comments »

Yeah DCB’s right, we can tell by the arms. With that said, don’t manscape the arms. I know a hairier guy that did it, and it was really obvious when his arm hair had a groomed/patterened look to it. Not so hot.

Comment by Sweet on 05/18/06.



Some women love it and some are grossed out by it. Let her discover your hairy self on her own. Don’t mention or talk about it in advance. If you end up getting naked together, you’ll find out soon enough.

Comment by Jada on 05/18/06.



Just don’t wear your shirt unbuttoned at the neck so your hair spills out. That’s just gross. But otherwise, a little hair can be sexy.

Comment by DC_Cookie on 05/18/06.



Talking about it will make you seem insecure about it, which is a far worse crime in women’s eyes than the hair it self. Forget it, don’t ever say a word and if she mentions it, say “actually, a lot of women like it” like you are proud of it (and like you are a stud who had bedded many women).

Comment by Chaco on 05/18/06.



Just don’t ever use the word “manscape” in front of a woman. A hairy man my friend slept with tried to assuage her fears by using the term, and of course we make fun of him - not for being hairy, but for trying to be metrosexual or some nonsense.

Comment by Krissy on 05/18/06.



“Manscaping” down below is a must, even for the non-harier men. DCB has different reasons than I do for being in favor of this: a trim makes a world of difference for the women who may spend any time there. Help me teach the world to trim.

Comment by WithaY on 05/18/06.



There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the term “manscaping.”

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