First Date DC

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Need a friend

Looking for some girl friends writes,

I am a heterosexual female looking to meet other heterosexual female friends in the DC area. I’ve noticed that DC does not boast a large number of hot, young, professional women. Do either of you know of any local hangouts where there are hot girls who are friendly? I’m looking for some women who love to go out, dress up, and drive the males crazy.

Roosh says,

Since you are already complaining about girls in your question, I predict that you will make a fine girlfriend, the kind who is nice to your face but stabs you behind the back with how you can lose an extra five pounds. And I’m not being sarcastic because this is what your kind feeds on.

As for driving men “crazy,” I’m guessing you mean “crazy when I give him a blow job in the bathroom stall” instead of “crazy when I cocktease the fuck out of him to satisfy my attention-whoring needs.” In that case, carry on.

Oh yeah your question. I only know where to meet girls for sex, not friendship.

Kathryn says,

One of my best girlfriends is a big-time primper. She’s very beautiful, but she tends to spend several twenty-minute periods in front of the ladies’ room mirror whenever we go out. And every single time, she ends up befriending another lady in there, whether it’s because she gave outfit advice, relationship counseling, a little make-up, a little hair-fixing, or what have you. Consequently, her list of hot, young female friends is staggering.

Therefore, I think you should follow her model, but stick to the “hottest” clubs in DC. Befriend women in the bathrooms at K Street, Lima, Eyebar, Play, Spank, and other similar clubs. You could probably just look at the absolute addiction website, pick out the parties/clubs that had the girls you like best, and then go there.

Something else that would also work is just spotting pretty, stylish, fun-looking women in clubs and walking right up and complimenting their shoes or hair. And if all else fails, just get to know the coolest women your guy friends date.

It’s really not rocket science when you’re searching for good-looking gold diggers. Oh wait, was that not what you meant? My bad.

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11 Comments »

Are you really interested in friendship? It seems like you’re desperately trying to find places to meet new women to sleep with. If that’s then try walking around Georgetown, The Golden Triangle or Adams Morgan on a weekend night, and there will be plenty of women to meet and they’ll be plenty liquered up. Meeting friends at clubs, usually doesn’t work out so well, why not try your co workers or your friends friends. And in case they aren’t hot enough for you, you could always try the amateur strip nights at local strip clubs.

Comment by CVP on 11/16/06.



I didn’t think she was looking for someone to hang out with so much as she’s just too much of an elitist to hang out with someone who is merely kinda good looking. She wants to get back to the cheerleading squad in high school where it was socially acceptable for the pretty and popular girls to look down on and torment the girls who thought it ok to wear the same skirt twice in the same week. She needs to find some hot and friendly women elsewhere because there’s certainly not any friendly women at her house.

High school is over, LFSGF. This isn’t your sorority house. Time to start dealing with the real world and real people. DC has plenty of attractive (just not your standard of “hot”) professional women, but back when you were one of the queen B’s you would have called them “geeks”.

Comment by Ibid on 11/16/06.



Look, all the girl wants is some high maintenance girlfriends who think spending 3 hours getting ready to go out clubbing in ridicously uncomfortable shoes is totally worth it. Is that so wrong? Don’t you all want friends that have your same interests?

Comment by saturn8isgreat on 11/16/06.



So falls another victim to the Sex and the City inspired lifestyle. It’s interesting how the criteria for her soon-to-be friends are that they be “hot.” Hot seems to be coded language for thin, WASPy women with long, stringy blond hair. If thats what you’re all about, check out The Madison (the female equivalent of the Capital Club). Their application season should be opening in a few weeks!

P.S I’m sure you think you’re hot shit. Perhaps by DC standards. But I wonder how you’d fair in NYC or South Beach Miami…

Comment by quinn on 11/16/06.



What a dumb twatwafffle!!!

Send her my way, I’ve got friends for her….

Comment by Virgle Kent on 11/16/06.



Gotta agree with VK here. Um, is she serious? (Either that or she’s very young.) I never have trouble making female friends, and I’m what they call, gasp, a bitch. So if I don’t have trouble, then why should she? Of course, I’m incredibly loyal to friends, and I don’t weed my friends out by their looks. If you are superficial enough to require your friends be hot, prepare to have the kind of friends Roosh described.

Comment by Velvet on 11/16/06.



Actually, Miami’s one of my favorite cities because I feel at home and am very well received, Quinn. It’s pretty typical I would get this sort of feedback from the ugly, frumpy, desperately needs style girls who reside in DC. Everyone knows you’re judged by the company you keep. What’s wrong with trying to stay atop the social ladder by surrounding yourself with equally attractive, sexy women? Frumpy is as frumpy does, ladies!

Comment by yeah that's me on 11/21/06.



Oh get off your judgemental horses. Ya’ll are probably just bitter because you wanted so desperately to be accepted by the hot girls in high school, but never were. talk about complexes….the scar never fades, huh?

Comment by cheerleader on 11/21/06.



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